SARDINEMAXXING CABANA CLUB SET
Introducing the SARDINEMAXXING CABANA CLUB SET: matching board shorts and swim shirt featuring our completely original Sardines print. It’s loud, tropical and absolutely packed to the gills with palms, wild-caught swimmers, retro tins and several aggressive SOLD OUT stamps.
This isn’t just swimwear. It’s SARDINEMAXXING for your entire body.
Estimated dispatch of orders is Dec 7th
Important nutritional information: SARDINEMAXXING CABANA CLUB SET contains zero protein, zero omega-3 and dangerously high levels of attention. Please do not eat the swimwear.
The internet discovered that sardines are packed with protein, omega-3s and Mediterranean main-character energy. Now everyone’s smashing tins, supermarket shelves are being cleaned out and these slippery little units are harder to find than a bloke who reapplies sunscreen.
So we did the responsible thing. We covered an entire matching Cabana Club set in them
The combo includes the below PLUS a FREE matching Bucket hat:
• Matching SARDINEMAXXING board shorts and swim shirt
• An exclusive original print you won’t find floating around anywhere else
• Sun-smart coverage WITH UPF 50+ PROTECTION
• Unreasonably high levels of swagger everywhere else
• Enough sardines to make a Portuguese supermarket nervous
Perfect for beach days, boat parties, poolside beers, bucks parties, the cricket, questionable dives and strutting past the seafood aisle like you personally caused the shortage.
THIS IS A LIMITED PRE-ORDER.
We’re only making what gets ordered, so don’t sit around like a stunned mullet. Secure your tin before the whole school swims off.
PRE-ORDER NOW. GET IN THE TIN.
Pre-order closes: Sunday 4th October 2026
Estimated dispatch: 2nd Week December 2026 (Just in time for Chrissy & Summer!)
Important nutritional information: SWAGDINES contains zero protein, zero omega-3 and dangerously high levels of attention. Please do not eat the swimwear.
The Shirt
Tough enough for adventure.
Comfortable enough to wear all day. Stylish enough to never take off.
The shirt features:
- Quick-dry,lightweight fabric that keeps you cool and fresh
- Four-way stretch so you can move freely,from beach to bar
- A tailored look with added width in the torso, slightly shortened sleeves, and a curved hem
- Moisture-wicking fabric ideal for everyday layering, jogging, lounging, and beyond.
Tough enough for adventure. Comfortable enough to wear all day. Stylish enough to never take off.
The Shorts
Fit for Beach days, poolside lounging, vacations & resort wear, water sports & outdoor adventures, it’s everyday summer style.
The shorts feature:
- Quick-dry, lightweight fabric that keeps you cool and fresh
- Four-way stretch so you can move freely,from beach to bar
- Secure Velcro back pocket to hold your essentials
- Side mesh pockets for fast water drainage
- 5” inseam for the perfect Summer fit
Your board shorts should do more than just survive a day in the water- they should keep up with you. Designed for movement, comfort, and all-day versatility.
The Shirt
Tough enough for adventure.
Comfortable enough to wear all day. Stylish enough to never take off.
The shirt features:
- Quick-dry,lightweight fabric that keeps you cool and fresh
- Four-way stretch so you can move freely,from beach to bar
- A tailored look with added width in the torso, slightly shortened sleeves, and a curved hem
- Moisture-wicking fabric ideal for everyday layering, jogging, lounging, and beyond.
Tough enough for adventure. Comfortable enough to wear all day. Stylish enough to never take off.
The Shorts
Fit for Beach days, poolside lounging, vacations & resort wear, water sports & outdoor adventures, it’s everyday summer style.
The shorts feature:
- Quick-dry, lightweight fabric that keeps you cool and fresh
- Four-way stretch so you can move freely,from beach to bar
- Secure Velcro back pocket to hold your essentials
- Side mesh pockets for fast water drainage
- 5” inseam for the perfect Summer fit
Your board shorts should do more than just survive a day in the water- they should keep up with you. Designed for movement, comfort, and all-day versatility.
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