MEN’S MATCHY SHIRT & SHORT SET
The internet discovered that sardines are packed with protein, omega-3s and Mediterranean main-character energy. Now everyone’s smashing tins, supermarket shelves are being cleaned out and these slippery little units are harder to find than a bloke who reapplies sunscreen.
So we did the responsible thing.
We covered an entire matching swim set in them.
SARDINEMAXXING HAS ENTERED THE WATER.
Pre-Order Now+0g Protein
No Stink, Just pure SWAG
SWAGDINES
Introducing SWAGDINES: matching board shorts and swim shirt featuring our completely original Sardines print. It’s loud, tropical and absolutely packed to the gills with palms, wild-caught swimmers, retro tins and several aggressive SOLD OUT stamps.
This isn’t just swimwear. It’s sardinemaxxing for your entire body.
The combo includes the below PLUS a FREE matching Bucket hat:
- Matching SWAGDINES board shorts and swim shirt
- An exclusive original print you won’t find floating around anywhere else
- Sun-smart coverage up top
- Unreasonably high levels of swagger everywhere else
- Enough sardines to make a Portuguese supermarket nervous
Perfect for beach days, boat parties, poolside beers, bucks parties, the cricket, questionable dives and strutting past the seafood aisle like you personally caused the shortage.
This is a limited pre-order
We’re only making what gets ordered, so don’t sit around like a stunned mullet.
Secure your tin before the whole school swims off.
- PRE-ORDER NOW. GET IN THE TIN.
- Pre-order closes: 20th Sept
- Estimated dispatch: 2nd Dec
Important nutritional information: SWAGDINES contains zero protein, zero omega-3 and dangerously high levels of attention. Please do not eat the swimwear.
All orders receive a FREE matching double sided SWAGDINES Bucket hat
Pre-Order Your Swagdines
All orders receive a FREE matching double sided SWAGDINES Bucket hat
No Stink, Just pure SWAG
SWAGDINES
Introducing SWAGDINES: matching board shorts and swim shirt featuring our completely original Sardines print. It’s loud, tropical and absolutely packed to the gills with palms, wild-caught swimmers, retro tins and several aggressive SOLD OUT stamps.
This isn’t just swimwear. It’s sardinemaxxing for your entire body.
The combo includes the below PLUS a FREE matching Bucket hat:
- Matching SWAGDINES board shorts and swim shirt
- An exclusive original print you won’t find floating around anywhere else
- Sun-smart coverage up top
- Unreasonably high levels of swagger everywhere else
- Enough sardines to make a Portuguese supermarket nervous
Perfect for beach days, boat parties, poolside beers, bucks parties, the cricket, questionable dives and strutting past the seafood aisle like you personally caused the shortage.
This is a limited pre-order
We’re only making what gets ordered, so don’t sit around like a stunned mullet.
Secure your tin before the whole school swims off.
- PRE-ORDER NOW. GET IN THE TIN.
- Pre-order closes: 20th Sept
- Estimated dispatch: 2nd Dec
Important nutritional information: SWAGDINES contains zero protein, zero omega-3 and dangerously high levels of attention. Please do not eat the swimwear.
All orders receive a FREE matching double sided SWAGDINES Bucket hat
DON’T BE LEFT HIGH AND DRY
This is a one-off design for all the cool kids. The pre-order timeline is get it all packed in one tin this year so you can stand out this summer.
All orders receive a FREE matching double sided SWAGDINES Bucket hat
That's an impressive package...
